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'Evil is being defeated by God': Marjorie Taylor Greene celebrates after Pope's death (www.rawstory.com)

submitted 18 hours ago by M0oP0o@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 22 points 14 hours ago (6 children)

If God is real, he's evil.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The Abrahamic god is literally a war god. It evolved from El and Yahweh, members of the pantheon of the polytheistic Canaanite religion. El is the father of all gods and Yahweh is a weather and war god. So yeah no wonder that the Abrahamic god does crazy evil shit. Like killing all first born sons.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 hours ago

You just inspired another wikipedia rabbit hole. See you in a week!

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Fortunately; if god is real he got bored with this particular video game and moved onto some thing more exciting.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Yep, we're living in God's ant farm and he's a bored toddler. And one day he'll show up with a magnifying glass and have a laugh.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

As long as Trump sizzles out before I do, I will be a happy man.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Dude looks like he's a few hamberders away from croaking. but i've been saying that for a year or two now.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 1 points 5 hours ago

If life taught me anything, there is always room for dessert, and an extra hambie.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

That's why I'm an atheist. I'm too optimistic.

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't the Bible go on and on about how the devil is the great deceiver? Seems accurate considering how many people think God was the good guy.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 12 hours ago

What do you think the word "Deceiver" means in this context?

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

He could be just really, really stupid.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 1 points 12 hours ago

My belief is that, if there ever was a god, he looked at the world he created and died of Christian pity.