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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon studies Buddhism (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 127 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I think I can explain. In Buddhism, you have to understand if he didn’t the last into the pizza, but from where I stand it simply is. I hope that helps.

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 70 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 111 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you have to ask, then you don't know

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 months ago

The fool asks 'What?'

The wise man interjects 'What'

The enlightened silently nods and thinks 'WTAF'

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 months ago

Induction technique

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 40 points 2 months ago

I suddenly feel enlightened.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Beautiful words.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I certainly recognize most of them.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

An image of a dual-brained gigachad

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Realistic yakub is frightening

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Peace be upon him 🙏