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[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Can they add a little speaker and have it play some smooth jazz when unzipping?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 points 2 months ago

All my zippers play Careless Whisper

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Zzzzzz bow chicka bow wow zzzzzzzzzzz bow chicka bow zzzzzzzzip

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

Remote control zipper porn, yes!

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

AI instructions unclear, brass instruments coming right up

Ska intensifies

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Ash fell from the sky.

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Playing Smooth Jazz Funeral by Collapsed Lung

[–] pirat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I usually do some zip-hop vinyl scratching, which my audience generally seems to have a stronger reaction to, as they'll usually do some breakdancing, drugs etc.