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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 53 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Shit if it only takes 2 weeks of no sex to become a maniac, what are you if it's been over a year?

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 59 points 1 year ago (4 children)

37 and have never had it, yet I am functioning well enough, reading this post makes me wonder if I should be celebrated for not going on a rampage....

[–] nanoUFO@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What magic powers have you acquired and are you excited for the new powerup in 3 years?

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 year ago

I am working on adding a few + to my strength and stamina and get in slightly better shape in general, I recently started working toward swimming 1km five times a week, so far I go every say I can, and am slowly building my endurance.

Last year I got myself a new camera, a Lumix S5, with a few lenses and have taken some great shots with it.

Oh, and in december 2022, I got my driving license, and last summer I bought my first car, at 36 I had the money to get a nicer car, and got a lightly used 2021 Seat Leon PHEV.

Two days ago, I drove into a ditch at slow speed, and got towed out by a kind farmer, no dammage to me or the car, and I learbed how to tow my car if it would needed in the future.

So I have leveled up both ny skills and possesions.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Question if you don't mind, did you just never have the opportunity or you don't want to, religion or something?

Also have you ever considered a sex worker just to get it over with?

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't mind answering, perhaps it can help someone else in a similar situation before they get into the same situation as me.

I matured late, combine that with having trouble with interpreting other people's emotions I wasn't interested until I was in my mid twenties.

At that time I worked 12h alternating day/night shifts on an irregular schedule, and was depressed.

After working that job for four and a half years, I got a new job with normal office hours and a much better location, but by then I had become overweight, balding and was feeling lost in regards to persuing a relationship.

Now, seven years later I am 37, and while I may be great working with users and helping them with the office IT systems, I am still overweight and very unsure of myself with regards to relationships, especially sex, I have zero experience on that subject, and I do wonder if I would be able to find a woman who would have the patience with me learning in that department.

I am not angry, I don't blame anyone for this situation, and I can deal with the lonelyness, I don't lead a bad life, I try to work on myself, I am working myself up to swimming 1km five times a week get in better shape, I have hobbies, I enjoy photography (nature, planespotting, transportation and general infrastructure)

I would like to meet someone, but I am able to deal with being alone.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You're the type of guy that's going to flourish in their 40s. Good times ahead.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

Thank you, thst is very kind of you to say!

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Thank you for sharing!

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

You have been rampaging though? My god you don't even know who you are anymore!

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

They give you a clerical collar, a book of hate crimes, and a catalog of underage boys to pick from.

[–] fauxerious@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Three and a half