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[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 81 points 1 month ago (6 children)

What the hell is with the "Thank you for your attention to this matter?"

You're shitposting to a global media audience, not politely asking Facilities to restock the vending machine with Snickers bars.

Are you just in full Business Guy Autocomplete mode? A Bigly Language Model?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

That bothers me too. It's the business equivalent of " do what I say. I don't want to have to help. Go fuck yourself"

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 9 points 1 month ago

He's been doing it a lot lately, it's so absurd...

[–] captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe he secretly died and they are using grok to write his tweets.

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Surely Grok would make a better president and be more human and intelligent?

[–] meejle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Grok wouldn't fuck up the spelling so badly

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Facilities doesn't stock the machines, the machine company does it itself or contracts a third party.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

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