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[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 119 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Imagine gooning so hard that your mom makes you famous.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

I mean the kid’s penis must have shriveled up to nothing by now, making the entire case moot.

“Your honor, I move to dismiss on the grounds that the plaintiff’s penis is reduced to a blackened nub.”

“Sustained!”

[–] intheformbelow@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She just didn't want him to jerk off to her on chaturbate. She performs there regularly as "Giantmagacnt"

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want to believe this is satire but fuck I will not be fact checking.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

Narrator: They did in fact go and fact check.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dude gunna have to be homeschooled until graduation.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Sex ed is gonna be real spicy.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 8 hours ago

"Mom, why did you break my arms?'

[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Did homie ever make money off that? Of just terminated his reddit account?