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4 pigeons found glued on top of wall; Hong Kong police suspect animal abuse (www.scmp.com)

submitted 15 hours ago by Aatube@kbin.melroy.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 42 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I'm not a fan of pigeons. But someone going out of their way to do something this sadistic to a living thing is all kinds of serial-killer-predictor type fucked up.

[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world -1 points 2 hours ago

Yeah honestly the kind of person who would do this should be killed. There is nothing good that will come from them continuing to be here with the rest of us.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Did you know they are a type of dove? And they only exist in cities because humans brought them there.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (3 children)

I'd happily beat someone to death over something like this

You wanna see animal abuse?

I'll fucking show you abuse.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 13 hours ago

Glue them to the wall first

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 4 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'd see red if I witnessed something like that.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org -5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Are you vegan?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Do you glue animals to walls?

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago

Only if they are human animals and only if they ask me to UwU

[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I am, and if them not being vegan is a problem for you then put me in coach.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org -1 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

The point is that being that (rightfully) angry at animal abuse and not being vegan is fucking hypocritical.

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

I like how right after i called you out on being a hypocrite you use the same word against someone else, you're such a hypocrite. Thanks for the ban though lol. Snowflakes are gonna flake i guess.

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

Lol takes one to know one.