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[–] Damage@feddit.it 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Of course I'm taking it off.
Knowledge has value. Are you so willing to give up any future chances just to not ruin this one? You may learn more on this art and its scholars!

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (5 children)
[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 2 days ago

I snap a photo and now I have blackmail material

[–] flippinfreebird@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

Ain't no way booger lip isn't making noises that'll give it away.

With Donald Trump hitting the balls from behind.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

If I could choke him to death after, that would be a consolation prize I'd be fully and gladly willing to accept.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I don't know what this means but it makes me giggle.

[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!