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I remember in Grade 2 my teacher whispered something in my ear during a test and I got hard as a fucking rock.
Damn, what was it?
I believe it was just a hint or some kind of encouragement in regards to the problem I was working on. Hard to remember. I just recall that warm breath in my ear canal and the most intense boner of my childhood.
that's amazing lmao, good for you?
Grade 2 damn boy
"So you like Jazz?"