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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 65 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Do you know what I do when I go to bed? I sleep. Almost instantly. I don't lay there and stress and worry about what I did. I don't worry about how I'm percieved. I just sleep.

You can see by his actions that trump is a deeply troubled, deeply insecure, deeply stressed man. And I use the word "man" in the loosest of definitions.

Everything he's doing, from the CBS cancelations, to blocking the commanders stadium deal, to whatever this ai video bullshit is, it all screams of a man grasping at straws, desprate to change the topic.

Me? I have no desperation. What'ya guys wanna talk about?

[–] notsure@fedia.io 32 points 4 days ago (3 children)

...thank you for not fucking kids...

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] notsure@fedia.io 7 points 4 days ago

...laughed, cried, then leaughed again and cried...post satire reality

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 4 days ago

And not eating puppies, as long as the bar's that low.

they never mentioned not doing kids...

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Same, it bothers my wife how quickly I fall asleep. Its easy when you don't have any worries.

Had a family member (who's going through some odd mental health stuff) accuse me of forcing them to watch horror movies or I'd think they were weak. I don't even watch that genre. My wife is up worrying : Aren't you concerned about them spreading that rumour? Me: Nope. The people who know me, would know its false. The opinion of people who don't know me is irrelevent. Zzzz...Zzzz

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 days ago

Man I must've been having worries since birth because I've never been able to fall asleep quickly

I don't lay there and stress and worry about what I did. I don't worry about how I'm percieved. I just sleep

Must be nice to be neurotypical or even more relaxed than the typical neuro, I guess 🤷😛