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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 92 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Make a terrible person leave you alone in this one easy step

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago (3 children)

She didn't communicate her needs well enough.

Honestly, the Bee plates showing up is more her fault than his.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 59 points 4 days ago

Lack of communication is one thing, losing your shit like this because of it is another. ...but that's two things now, so...

[–] Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Didn't communicate her needs? What more communication do you need beyond "get fancy dinner plates"? How do you fuck that up? If you're unsure, communicate your need for further information, or google fancy dinner plates.

[–] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Seriously and if you fuck up buying dinner plates then it isnt the first thing they fucked up and was prolly the gf's "this is the last straw" request and she really figured this was so stupid simple that she thought theres no way they could fuck it up.

[–] licheas@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

These are fancy. and they're dinner plates.

They may not be "formal", but they're definitely fancy.

[–] Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

No, they're children's dinner plates. That's about as far from fancy as you can get. Made from sturdy plastic instead of ceramic or what have you so they don't break when an unruly child throws it on the floor to spite their broccoli.

[–] licheas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Plain children’s dinner plate:

Context is always important. Again, she meant “formal”,

Should he have known better? Sure. But she should have known him better too

[–] Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In no context are the bee plates any kind of fancy.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Disagree. Bee plates are fancier than plain kid plates.

[–] Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nah, I've seen plenty of children's plates and designs like that are very common. They're definitely very cute but do not fit the definition of fancy.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works -2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Agree to disagree I guess. I have kids, and I'd absolutely save those for special occasions for them, like when we have their favorite food or something.

[–] Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Sorry but I cant agree to disagree. Not because I don't agree that they could be called "fancier" while not strictly fitting the definition of fancy, but because I enjoy arguing to much to ever stop.

That's fair, arguing is pretty great, especially if it's something entirely pointless.

[–] licheas@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 days ago

I think I know the source of the problem.

You’re a Dino guy, but I have the solution!

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

found the girlfriend

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

No way any of this happened.