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[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 98 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So. Your a veteran. Yes sir! Bathroom monitor first class, sir!

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 69 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Obviously, it would be a position for a private contractor who gets paid more than any enlisted service member bc of a no-bid contract.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.

lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 5 points 3 days ago

I speak from experience. I was in Afghanistan and the companies that provide laundry services or food were just making insane amounts.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

$800,000 salary

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 6 points 3 days ago

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