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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon does the shopping (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Dinosaur... nuts? Never heard of 'em

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 days ago

I'm dyin' to soar these nuts across your face

(I think that works, right? Barely?)

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

Come over to my place sometime.