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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon does the shopping (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I like how it has an attached dipping plate. Not doubt for ketchup to dip dinosaurs nuts in

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Dinosaur... nuts? Never heard of 'em

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 months ago

I'm dyin' to soar these nuts across your face

(I think that works, right? Barely?)

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