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Speaking to BBC Radio Wales Breakfast, Jemma said "my flabber had never been so gasted".

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[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In fairness, I'm Welsh, and I'd reject someone from Cwmbran too 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Cwmbran

Is it infamous somehow?

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

C W M B R? I mean come on! Even the Welsh are like THAT NEEDS 22 OTHER LETTERS IN IT BEFORE THE ONLY VOWEL !!!

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Only the French (afaik, I'm not a polyglot) get it right, they call it 'double V'

[–] AlmightyDoorman@kbin.earth 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In germany it is called W, pronounced [veː], non of that doubl bullshit, just it's own letter.

[–] Part4@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

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[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago
[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Just as in Hungarian, duplavé FTW

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

And Finnish. And probably many many more since that's what it is.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

For most of the history of the Latin alphabet, there was no distinction between U and V.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

More like Double Eww amirite?

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not particularly, it's just one of those taking the piss out of the neighbours jokes. Wales is small enough that we're all close enough to be neighbours :)

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Yep. According to a quick search, Massachusetts is a wee bit larger in area, but has almost exactly the same amount of coastline. Had no clue Wales was so small.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isn't that when a whole bunch of Welsh just showed up out of nowhere 538 million years ago?

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

Do dynowelsh eat onions?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

No, they exploded, as the Welsh are wont to do.