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Yeah, until some Ron Artest-type motherfucker charges the stands.
Come on, that would still be funny from the outside. I put my vote for doing it at the NBA games.
Then we can start betting on a player charging the stands!
Obv joke--i don't gamble.
Shhhhhh
Plausible deniability ;)
So you're the bookie then?
I mean when Artest, Rodman, Wallace, and such were around online betting would have been golden. $40 says Indiana punches a ref when they play the Pistons.
NFL: $30 says Owens gets fined. Burfict gets suspended and Pacman Jones gets into an argument with a coach for the other team on the field.