Not The Onion

18028 readers

1093 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world

286

Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis (www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)

submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

154 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Unrelated but this newspaper says:

Join our WhatsApp! Our community members are treated to special offers, promotions and adverts from us and our partners

There's people that are actually saying "hell yes! Send me ads on WhatsApp, here's my phone number!" ???

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

The world's full of 'em, and many others, yep.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Ever since I've personally heard "I like some of these ads", I've lost faith in the masses

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

there's people falling in love with chatgpt, or taking medical advice or therapy from it. I'd take someone who gives away their number to receive ads kind of idiot every day of the week over that kind.