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Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes: How often do you smugly talk out your ass like this and how has it effected your ability to get a date?

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world -2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Mostly in this community, because the whole reason it exists is to laugh at shitty greentexts from 4chan. It has not affected my dating life in the slightest, as I don't talk about this place when I'm not here.

You seem like you must be a real "life of the party" kind of person

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At least I get invited to parties.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

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