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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 199 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

I went on a date with a guy in college and he talked about how big various anime girls tits were the entire time. Insta-ghost. Idk if that was a fixable personality trait but it wasn't my responsibility anyway.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 70 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wonder if he'll have a moment of clarity in a decade or so about how weird that was?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago

Nah, he'll blame it all on wokism.

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 24 points 1 week ago

I'm sad to say that I wouldn't bet on it...

[–] MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com 55 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Not quite as bad, but I went on a date with someone that just explained video games I hadn't played. He would ask about a video game and if I hadn't played it he'd speak about it uninterrupted for 10-20 minutes explaining the levels. Not even interesting lore or anything. It would be like listening to someone explain a speedrun, but their speedrun is just playing the game normally. I like video games and play with my partners and friends, and I even watch videos about video games I haven't played and I could only stand 3 of these rounds before ending the date. He was completely uninterested in talking about anything else and didn't even want to talk about games I had actually played. Only games I knew nothing about. Totally bizarre. It felt like a prank. Would make a great greentext from his perspective though.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You literally describe my fear with my 10 y/o. He is a talker. He's pretty quick witted and can even make jokes that adults can appreciate. But hell if he can't just talk at you.

We are slowly engaging it. I hope he becomes an interesting, empathetic young adult who gives space and shows real interest in others. I'll do my best, but I didn't get better at this till my late twenties.

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[–] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

OH this instantly reminded me of some people, of which one person who's small talk of choice before and after lectures was what a turn on blood letting was, in that class there was also a chick who went to someones house in the forest to see the kitten they just got. without knowing thier name because they just met them (is it meet if you know 0% about someone except they live in the forest and have a cat at the end of "meeting" them)...it is almost surprising they have not been assaulted more.

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[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 158 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I smiled at a girl in college once. A day later she infodumped everything she knew about Capgras syndrome on me out of the blue. 11/10 would recommend.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...and then you got replaced by a lizard person and she never spoke to you again?

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

How did you know? 🤣

[–] papertowels@mander.xyz 101 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

Also, when people say meet others at college they don't mean in the classes, especially not in the lecture halls lol. They mean in the social events...

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

I met the love of my life at a literal exam.

I think the trick to it is that you shouldn't force any situations like this to have any sort of outcome, just keep yourself open to new people. Like set up situations where you can meet new people, and have your attitude be "I'd like to get to know you, so we can either be friends, more than friends or never meet again if that's how it shakes out", and just keeping it low stakes. And then just try to get into those situations as much as you can.

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I was pretty shy when I started college and have always disliked social events. I skipped a few years in highschool so I was young when I started. Combined with working 30+ hours a week to pay for college and my social life was pretty dead.

My junior/senior year I decided to sit next to the most beautiful woman in class on day one. I would then smile, say hello, and leave them alone. Then smile, say goodbye at the end of class and leave.

A few weeks of this and most of them started talking to me a bit before or after class. By mid-terms I was friendly with a few beautiful women and had a couple dates. The last quarter of my senior year, I sat down next to my now wife.

I did get called out by my wife on knowing so many beautiful women when we were dating. She was a bit annoyed but I did sit down next to her after all.

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[–] BenchpressMuyDebil@szmer.info 60 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

It's funny how this post is just a greentext story about a guy trying to talk to a girl in class. But some of the comments are negative or have such divisive vote ratios: assume bad hygiene or "Seems like an appropriate response to a man who takes a womens studies course to try and pick up women"

Am I the only one that's surprised that the comments are so negative? The interaction from the greentext seems like a somewhat "standard" thing to happen in one's life

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (8 children)

assume bad hygiene or “Seems like an appropriate response to a man who takes a womens studies course to try and pick up women”

I gotta say, I never had any of these problems in college. And I won't even pretend I had great hygiene or particularly good social skills. The trick with college is that 19 year old girls also didn't have great hygiene or well-developed social skills. We were all a bunch of clueless, fumbling, young adults trying to figure each other out.

Let's set aside the fact that OP is probably lying. When one guy gets ostracized by an entire classroom of other students, it's safe to assume one of two things:

  • The classroom is full of bigots who hate This One Guy for a very particular cultural reason (maybe you made a mistake going to South Confederacy Technical College as a black guy looking to meet white chicks)

  • The guy is so universally obnoxious that he can't get the time of day from the second biggest loser in the room

Am I the only one that’s surprised that the comments are so negative?

If it was posted on anything but 4chan, maybe. But anyone who knows the reputation of the average 4chan user can come up with a host of reasons why people are avoiding him like the plague.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 17 points 1 week ago

The trick with college is that 19 year old girls also didn't have great hygiene or well-developed social skills. We were all a bunch of clueless, fumbling, young adults trying to figure each other out.

Brother, ain't this the truth.

I didn't make any friends with my same-age classmates just by casually talking.

Then I went to night classes with full grown adults and i was invited to dinners and birthday parties immediately.

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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It does seem to be a very 21st century thing to treat an unwanted romantic conversational overture as a form of assault.

I suspect it's even more so with terminally online people who are too socially awkward to be able to just brush someone off and move on, without being haunted by it for the next four decades.

I get that sometimes there are men who go too far and make a situation untenable, and absolutely fuck those guys, but overall I think we're going in the wrong direction in society where people just don't talk to each other any more.

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Join a club. There's fliers everywhere.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah clubs/societies are the places to meet people. No one wants so socialise in class.

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[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Helps if you don't start the conversation with " Hello m'lady."

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 19 points 1 week ago

jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely.

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hb4nmh/jaw_drops_to_floor_eyes_pop_out_of_sockets/

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[–] ruby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

in my first three years of college i spoke to maybe ten students, pretty much all of them because we were assigned a team project together. only one guy talked to me because we were sitting next to each other at the same class and i started a few short-lived conversations with whoever was next to me before exams if the teacher was taking too long to come.

besides that, many people (almost everyone it seems) came into the college as friend groups from high school. they spoke to each other, but you're not within that friend group and it feels awkward to butt in a conversation where everyone's already highschool friends and you're a stranger.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] Shamber@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wow, college has turned rough, to many anxieties, I had fun in college, met new ppl, met my college gf of 3 years no fraternity needed not even socialmedia...and I'm just 44, already someone is calling anon a creep without any prior knowledge of the person or any context, it's that easy now to to judge people and call anyone a creep ...and they are wondering why are ppl lonely, single and anxious

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

A boomer told me that he observes younger generations as being stand off-ish. I don't disagree. I suppose having grown up with "stranger danger" message being drilled into us made us that way. I don't want to start a generation fight and blame boomers, but who are the parents of millenials who taught us the message that made us hypervigilant? The stranger danger message has merit, but if older generations are complaining why we behave that way, you reap what you sow as the saying goes.

Another consideration is that if Anon is Gen Z, it is very likely that his peers grew up with constant attention to online and digital presence, which makes them socially awkward. It didn't help either that much of Gen Z spent two years cooped up in their own homes during the pandemic. It does not take a genius to figure out what those two phenomena does to an entire generation.

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[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Would this attract someone just like the anime stickers?

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seems like an appropriate response to a man who takes a womens studies course to try and pick up women

Especially if he doesn't bathe

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 75 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Why do you assume is a women studies course?

[–] Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago (4 children)

And why do they assume he doesn't bathe?

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 week ago

4chan posting

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (20 children)

Because there's a trend progressing in radfem groups where misandry is being normalized because it lets them hate men while remaining the victums in every situation instead of going to therapy.

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