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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 117 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine being so insecure that you have to stop people from having a harmless shrine to a bunch of people killed in a mass murder.

Anyways, there's a lot of crosswalks and there's no way they can even long term focus on this crosswalk. Wait for them to leave, do it again.

[–] ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

You bring up a good point here. There are a lot of crosswalks. So what happens if people just start doing this at random crosswalks around the city?

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 45 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Aha, a crime wave! Deploy the National Guard!

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

They just obama strike the place. The gays have taking over and can't be contained.

[–] bananabread@lemmy.zip 18 points 19 hours ago

This would be funny if it was not true

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago

Causing damage for political purposes - terrorists.

Death penalty.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Once they cover the city in guard to prevent gay crosswalks we just move to the next city

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 13 points 18 hours ago

Do the Andy Dufresne method of shaking colored paint/chalk out of your pant legs while you cross the street. They'll never see it coming.

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I was thinking, what else can we rainbow up while they're all looking at crosswalks?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Postal boxes? Transformer boxes? Manhole covers? Park walking paths? Detention center fences? The houses of local homophobic politicians? Bike racks? Telephone poles?

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Defacing postal boxes is destruction of federal property. Up to 3 years and $200k. Also, postal inspectors will absolutely dick you down and make local Florida cops look even way more dumberer.

Postal inspectors are kind of like game wardens. They are cops, but, they mostly get a pass and they do a lot of good.