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[–] Luouth@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 67 points 2 days ago (5 children)

✓ AI girlfriend

✓ Nazi

✓ (Allegedly) techy

Damn Elon is basically Krieger

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 55 points 2 days ago

He wish he was Krieger.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hey Krieger actually invented things that worked.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But usually killed people.

...

Wait that still tracks.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

Elon still invented nothing. The guy couldn't even finish a degree in physics.

Its only his requirements for the real engineer team that made the inventions kill people.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Elon is credibly regarded as inventor on two patents. Both design patents. One for the shape of a vehicle door and the other for the shape of a charger plug. So, he is an inventor, technically. He draws shapes and then patents them.

As an actual inventor (US Patent #12,095,717 B1), it’s pretty ridiculous that he technically qualifies, when all he’s done is doodle.

The other patents he’s listed as inventor on all have several other inventors listed, who probably did almost all, if not all, of the actual work.

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Krieger worked with the Nazis, but then killed them. He was actively trying to sabotage the Nazi regime.

Edit: forgot to mention, it was specifically in Dreamland, so maybe IRL he actually worked with Nazis. Unsure.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also, his penis could actually get erect.

[–] Laser@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago
[–] DrWorm@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

I got Musk vibes from Fabian in the later seasons, not I’m not sure if that was intentional

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m trying to track down why this keeps happening. May I ask how/where you uploaded this picture?

[–] Luouth@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've noticed this, too. Haven’t worked out why they only work half the time. None of the gifs I post in the comments are my OC. I borrow the direct link from search results. Weirdly, it still looks OK on my end whilst viewing on Boost for Lemmy. I posted using Boost, too. If you see any in my comment history that are now no longer present, maybe posting via Boost is the answer to the issue

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The other person explaining is definitely right. Also FYI what you are describing is called hotlinking and is generally considered to be bad internet etiquette because it adds load to someone’s server without driving real traffic to their site (although there is some debate around this that’s been ongoing for 30 years lol). The “best practice” is to copy the actual image (not the link) and paste it into Boost, and that should automatically upload the image to your lemmy/piefed instance and host it from there.

[–] Luouth@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Thanks a lot, I will do that in future!

[–] PonyOfWar@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Probably because of the cloudflare layer. It shows me a captcha when I click on the link to your image, so it makes sense that embedding wouldn't work correctly.

[–] Luouth@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does that mean only folks who use Cloudflare DNS will have issues? I am not very techy when it comes to network related things

[–] PonyOfWar@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, it's the website you linked (yarn.co) that uses cloudflare protection (against bots, DDoS attacks etc). When it detects any traffic it deems unusual, it shows a captcha that the visitor needs to click before being able to view the image. It can't display a captcha when you've embedded the image into a Lemmy post though, so the image just won't load at all in that case.

[–] Luouth@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks for the explanation. I'm not sure why it works for half the time, though, as people are definitely seeing it. Is it because of the amount of traffic the gif has caused to Yarn.co after being embedded into a Lemmy post?

[–] PonyOfWar@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess not everyone's traffic is being deemed unusual/suspicious. There are many deciding factors that cloudflare could use to differentiate from "normal" traffic, such as location, browser, OS, VPN usage etc.

[–] Luouth@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Thank you! Makes sense now

Oh shit! The nuralink thing with the hundred of dead monkeys is totally kreiger shit!