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Go to a rave and do some meth.
If you don't get to rail someone / get railed, contact me for further instructions.
Average CIA agent
You got invited to Langley? Fuck yeah, man. Everyone gets laid at Langley
Covers' blown, get out of there Dasus!
profession i might enjoy but not a country i would like serving
Joke's on you; I have ADHD. Meth just makes me even more quiet and reserved.
If you want to come out of your shell and get laid at a rave, I recommend candy flipping. Psychedelics will turn the most reserved introvert into a social butterfly, and the MDMA is to take the edge off, so that you can just enjoy tripping in public without having to face your demons and discover the meaning of life. The combo makes sex so much better too.
Yeah that's now how anything works and I don't care to argue as I've had the debate 100000000x times
takes meth
recedes into self
contemplated naval while everyone else is bouncing off the walls
checks label
"What kind of meth is it when it's called Fentanyl?"
Well yes it's much more nuanced than that, but we're in a 4chan community so I'm not about to drop a novel here, either.