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Anon goes to a steakhouse (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 103 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Uh uh uh I know this one

"what is a tip based economy?"

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Could be a feeder fetish. All you can eat waitressing sounds like a good job for such

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

I'm gonna headcanon it as that. It's the funniest and most likely explanation

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or just acting like that for tips, like the food service equivalent of a stripper sort of lol

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 7 points 2 weeks ago

instructions unclear married the stripper