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tfw you live with your parents, the door isn't locked (could be dumbness, or parents being shitty about locked doors, as seen by mother entering the room without knocking), your screen is facing the door, it's daytime, your mom is at home a lot and doesn't knock and you're drawing extra-spicy porn
anon is an idiot.
anon is posting on 4chan
anon is an idiot
anon's parents are idiots for raising them with no secure personal personal space. I know of no more certain way to churn out a certified freak.
They also raised them with no situational awareness. Being this kind of dumbass will likely hurt them far more in the long run than being a 'certified freak'.
The kind of situational awareness you describe is wasted on people who would do best by changing their situation entirely, or whose parents need a wake-up call to realize that its time to learn to knock.
"certified freak" is also relative. If I met them, while we couldn't bond over deer vagina, I would probably just see them as a suitable new friend. Their parents, on the other hand.
Hell, if their parents met me, they might be more thankful for the spawn they have by comparison. I would do my best to make sure of it.
Situationial awareness is still necessary to recognize what kinds of situations are problematic and how to stage a wake-up call. Assuming anon is a teenager, there probably isn't that much they can do to change their situation entirely.
How do you get this secure personal space unless you have your own room? I've always grown up sharing rooms
Step one: Have no similarly-aged sibling. It's fairly unusual nowadays to share a room with a sibling that's much younger than you, and a significant amount of people are only-children.
My door growing up couldn't even latch, much less lock. Though I was smart enough to ask my grandma if I could have my late grandpa's giant old desk so that I could put it in the corner of my room and nobody could see what I was looking at or doing.