This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
tfw you live with your parents, the door isn't locked (could be dumbness, or parents being shitty about locked doors, as seen by mother entering the room without knocking), your screen is facing the door, it's daytime, your mom is at home a lot and doesn't knock and you're drawing extra-spicy porn
anon is an idiot.
anon is posting on 4chan
anon is an idiot
anon's parents are idiots for raising them with no secure personal personal space. I know of no more certain way to churn out a certified freak.
They also raised them with no situational awareness. Being this kind of dumbass will likely hurt them far more in the long run than being a 'certified freak'.
My door growing up couldn't even latch, much less lock. Though I was smart enough to ask my grandma if I could have my late grandpa's giant old desk so that I could put it in the corner of my room and nobody could see what I was looking at or doing.
While this is probably fake, I did have a momentary recollection of my preteen days on the living room family computer surfing warez sites and, while my mom was visiting (me living with my dad), big ol' horsecock popped up on a pop-up ad. She uh, she had a reaction. But, like a fucking normal person, I just explained that happens sometimes when you're pirating shit.
Yes, I'm old, this story is pre-ublock and no script, and before torrents were a thing. Pre-limewire too? Actually hol'up, how did 10 year old me know about warez...? Lol
Fellow old man: We learned the words we needed to complete the spell. In those days internet usage was more art than science. You either learned or you did without. I learned the term so young because I needed a crack to stop having to swap discs in the D drive constantly.
I didn't even know what it was supposed to mean. Pronounced it like it was a German word.
Edit: And I thought the artist called "hentai" has painted a lot of pictures.
The days of downloading a movie, and having to watch some of it in private first to make sure it wasn't porn labeled wrongly.
…. Or Chechen rebel beheading videos disguised as porn
It could be real. I'm an aspiring furry artist and have had to look up a lot of animal genitalia for research purposes.
...I don't still live with my parents however.
What a time to be alive
Old internet was wild. I remember I got scammed into convincing my mom to pay for WinMX, which was free. Upside, she thought my pirate-ass program was legit so when the whole Napster thing blew up, I was in the clear.
Anon is very fawn'd of his mother, but doesn't give a buck about his father. Doe's it matter if he comes clean first?
Take your goddamn upvote and get out of here!
~😂~
Look up how much furfeak artists get paid. That number should settle them down.
Kid should have told the mother that he was studying to be a vet. I know a fella who works three months a year (during the breeding season), and for each little slice he makes in a doe, he nets somewhere between $300-$1000. A single rich rancher can have dozens or hundreds of deer that they want to selectively breed to get bigger, more 'prize-worthy' bucks that can fetch a high hunting fee for folks willing to pay for it. All the feller has to do is the last step of the IVF, not even the semen collection bit, so he shows up, works for about a week at each ranch, and moves on.
It's mind boggling how much money he brings in.
Furries are notoriously rich, so I think that's the only out for someone who's drawn themselves into this type of corner. It was business, not pleasure.
the more niche a fetish is, the more money there can potentially be made because there's no creators that "Create" in it. hence theres an inverse relationship to mainstream fetish and how much a typical content creator for it makes.
Well, the people who want your art also have to both exist and have money to pay you if you want to make money. There's probably a sweet spot. I'm not sure what it is, but the money to be made probably declines after a point.
at some point yes, but that rabbit hole is very deep.
for example, hard to prove if actually true or not, but the whole theory on nikocado avocado and his channel actually being a front to advertise for a secret feeder fetish crowd.
that rabbit hole is very deep
Phrasing!
but that rabbit hole is very deep.
No kidding.
Judy Hopps is just gen z Lola Bunny.
My first thought was "why would it look any different from any other four legged mammal?" So I had to look it up. and yes, anon is a dumbass also on the fact that it does look exactly like you would expect.
Can you send me a link because all I can find are fucking cartoons
No... Just search "deer vagina" with safe search off...
Yeah I'm just seeing cartoons
As a Human system, I can't help with that. Is there anything else you want me to help you with?
They want you to send them a Printed image via certified mail.
Pls don't certified mail me dussy
Too late. 5 different paxkages have been despatched to your address. Images, reference diagrams and even a life sited model out of food safe silicone.
Your certified mail of "deer dussy catalog" is now being shipped to the business address per your request.
Just tell her it's art.
I fucking love buboosenchan.
Although watching her I'm super reminded that she's a tiktoker through and through and would like to let all of you know that a different tiktoker (etymologynerd) just released a book about how language is evolving to circumvent censorship particularly on tiktok and even discusses a few instances where the algorithm silenced his content. It's called "algospeak" and is just soooo well researched and cited and I'm just enjoying it so much!
Eww it’s all shots and tiktok things :c
Once my dad walked in on me beating zombies to death in half life (the original)
He said as long as it doesn't give me nightmares I can play it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mine was you can play GTA just don't kill the hookers.
"But they have the most mone"
Killing normal people is perfectly fine, but not the hookers, son!
Can you beat something that is already dead to death?🤔
I guess the headcrabs are alive still
what is with the adversity on this website to the human vagina
> human
People who post ridiculous stories like this should be required to post about the aftermath.
I dont know why, but I can't stop thinking of it as deertussy. Why my brain is inserting a "t" Im not sure.
What about a deeznussy?
All avoidable, if people knew how to behave properly. You are about to enter somebodys place, what should you do? Fucking knock.
