this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2025
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My first thought was "why would it look any different from any other four legged mammal?" So I had to look it up. and yes, anon is a dumbass also on the fact that it does look exactly like you would expect.
Can you send me a link because all I can find are fucking cartoons
No... Just search "deer vagina" with safe search off...
Yeah I'm just seeing cartoons
As a Human system, I can't help with that. Is there anything else you want me to help you with?
They want you to send them a Printed image via certified mail.
Pls don't certified mail me dussy
Too late. 5 different paxkages have been despatched to your address. Images, reference diagrams and even a life sited model out of food safe silicone.
Your certified mail of "deer dussy catalog" is now being shipped to the business address per your request.