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[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 20 points 1 week ago (5 children)

What questions would you ask someone if you thought they were fake gay?

Serious replies only.

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Like a box of chocolates.

[–] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I heard avocado tastes like peen, and my experience says... kind of

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Only when it's clean

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Good question!

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And who checks the validity of those answers, and who checks the validity of the person checking the answers, but then who checks the validity of the people checking the validity of the person checking the validity, I think I'm stuck, this doesn't stop

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Me. You are now banned.

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think serious replies if the question was serious are not applicable here. This is a millionaire funded by billionaires. He's not serious, even Jon Stewart got him to remove his usual bow tie after a verbal spanking that would make nuns proud. He has no grounds to be serious, he's fanning flames for the olichary or whomever pays him to have more power.

I don't have references for any of this except the crossfire but where Stewart put him in his place. Dude's confused look seems like he's surprised at his own farts.

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

millionaire funded by billionaires

IIRC, he's extremely wealthy even without his work as a propagandist, being the heir to a frozen dinner fortune.

He just does it for love of the game.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

User banned for sillyness.

[–] subgenius@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Be Gay, Do Crime? Explain your crime.

Edit to add: The fashion police have a warrant

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

"So the penis opens up to accept the other penis right? Does it hurt?"