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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll add:

  1. Before anything else, go out to eat or something to celebrate
  2. After 3, buy something permanent for the house both you and the GF (if she exists) have been wanting (TV, sofa, etc); this will serve as a tangible reminder that you were responsible with the winnings
[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

4: Go in to debt for more drugs

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 1 points 1 month ago