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We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk (www.jezebel.com)

submitted 15 hours ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ctry21@sh.itjust.works 43 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

They did pay for the "shit your pants" spell, and that does happen shortly after death...so in a roundabout monkey's paw sort of way I guess that one worked

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 19 points 11 hours ago

There were so many "minor bad thing happens" spells on him that the cosmos combined them all for ease of bookkeeping.