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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No see she was sold to Prince Andrew.
Silly bot. I want the woman who was sold to Trump. $22,500 in the book of burthday letters.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that all it costs to buy a person???

I mean, I'm still appauled it happened. I'm just also shocked it's so cheap.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 23 hours ago

Hey, it was the 90s and the birthday note does specify that she was "fully depreciated" so, you know.. whatever that terrifying part means. Its pretty fucked.

Fun fact, you could buy a Honda Integra type R for $22,200 and still have $300 left over for the date to get a woman a more respectable way in 1996.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You don't read the things you link, i am taking it.
Thats literally the reverse of what i am talking about.

See its ok to say you dont know and converse. And we literally dont know from redactions.
I don't know what I'm bothering with here. You are wrong.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You don’t read the things you link

You don't like the answers you're being given.

Thats literally the reverse of what i am talking about.

You're choosing to accept Trump at face value and refusing to read between the lines.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I dont like the answers cause they are as accurate as an LLM and i am referring to a file in the data dump that was redacted that is of Trump buying a woman from Epstein and you keep linking to another victim of Epstein instead as if its the same thing.

You literally are not paying attention and acting smug about it.
Also that last line is so ridiculous.