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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 84 points 2 days ago (5 children)

He rarely tells others about his “marriage” to Miku, although he did confide in his son about it.

“He was like, ‘Oh, OK,’ and didn’t seem bothered in the least,” Shimoda said.

That is the response of a young man who has been freed from any concerns about disappointing his father for the rest of his life. Dad found your ladybug mind control sissification vore hentai stash? Big deal, he married a phone. At least a Hitachi wand never accidentally picks up a facetime call at an inopportune moment.

One thing left unanswered by the article: if you propose to a phone, are you supposed to buy it an expensive ringer?

[–] Bucky@hardpass.lol 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I would watch you perform stand up

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks, kinda sounds like a nightmare to me though. On a good day, I think I can come up with some decent material on the spot but it takes me a while to loosen up enough to try it. Online, I can go back and edit if a better idea occurs to me halfway through or take a minute to think about it/add some really weird search terms to my FBI file.

[–] Bucky@hardpass.lol 1 points 3 hours ago

I get that. Some people are just really good joke writers and others are really good with delivery. Writing a joke to be spoken and not read is hard.

[–] griD@feddit.org 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Dad found your ladybug mind control sissification vore hentai stash? Big deal, he married a phone.

This sentence made my day :)

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

I just checked e6, there's a natural habitok video two comics a MLP picture and a single standalone picture for vore and ladybug.

Which means lady bug mind control sissification vore is a untapped fetish that has never had art made of it.

By God we have found something even furries have never thought of...

It was a fun one to cook up.

[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

He rarely tells others about his “marriage”

How's that working out for him in light of this article?

[–] Envy@fedia.io 12 points 2 days ago

/c/brandnewsentence