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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 28 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It can be one of three scenarios IMO:

A: Elon is being particularly dumb and actually produced and distributed drugs with his logo.

B: The Trump Regime created and planted these drugs to manufacture a reason to prosecute Elon.

C: Some drug distributor is a huge fan of SpaceX, or wants to deflect investigation away from their other operations.

...the world being the way it is, all three seems pretty damn plausible to me. 😕

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

D: They're branding their coke the same way that MDMA pill pressers will stamp real logos on their product to market it (without permission, of course). They usually don't do this with coke, but it's not unheard of.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"our spacex cocaine will get you high AF"

straight rocket fuel

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

I remember this from Pablo Francisco's Mitsubishi Ecstasy story hehe

[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 8 points 2 days ago

I assumed it was elons personal stache for parties and shit

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

definitely c. you ever seen shitty weed packaging thats an obvious reference to Rick and Morty, trump, etc? looks like that culture has made its way to cocaine now

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I used to put Mario stickers on the mushroom bags that I never sold.

Defo not sponsored by Nintendo

So you say... We all know how Nintendo would deal with snitches

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I figure it's a bit more like option C, with a bit of knockoff mentality going on. You know how you can find pictures online of super cheap knockoff merch from like China or some African countries? That's what I'm thinking is going on here.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Probably C. Elon would be more into ketamine than cocaine.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's a week's supply for his basic bitch business major execs