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[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 80 points 5 days ago (4 children)

shareholder-influencers

I did not know my body could feel this revolted

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

I don't care what shareholders do behind closed doors, but they shouldn't be allowed to shove it down our throats in public where children can see it!

(Obviously sarcasm, they shouldn't be allowed to exist behind closed doors either)

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Have you heard that they call themselves "rebellionaires"?

[–] Dendie@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago
[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

The internet and social media have given everyone worldwide voices, and that's both good and bad.

And there is so much pessimism for the future that lots of people are willing to sell their souls to cash out while they're still here.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Well, there core of every Tech-related mania since at least the Net boom in the late 90s has been people invested into the mania passing themselves as just people giving friendly advice online to try and convince others to jump into the bandwagon in order for their own stakes to go up in value.

This kind of shit has been more than normalized for decades.

The only unusual thing thing here is that they're open about having an investment in TSLA.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

I can't hear you over me holding my tulips so tightly my knuckles are cracking.