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Tesla coast-to-coast FSD crashes after 60 miles (electrek.co)

submitted 4 days ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.bestiver.se/post/632415

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ja, Franz? Is it time for us to pump! [Clap] You up?

Not sure if that's where you were going, my comment from before is just a literal translation of OP's username.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I get the Hans & Franz reference, but I didn't notice OP's username. My reference is to chess grandmaster Hans Niemann describing how he beat world champion Magnus Carlsen in a controversial match.

Chess speaks for itself.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lines up nicely as "chess ipsa loquitur" as long as you don't mind being hunted to the ends of the Earth by dead language pedants.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 4 points 3 days ago

"People called Romanes they go the house"?