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Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released (www.dailystar.co.uk)

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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 95 points 3 days ago (4 children)

There’s no such mention of the rapture at all in the Bible. It was invented in the 19th century.

https://www.neh.gov/article/rise-rapture-horror-culture

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago

It was invented to distract us from the Trump/Epstein files

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 8 points 3 days ago

Esoterica channel on YT is a bit over halfway through a lecture series on Merkavah, that talks about apocalypse predictions and the language used and why (which by extrapolation applies to occult topics and language used).

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

“Life was filled with guns and war,” the song begins, “and everyone got trampled on the floor. I wish we’d all been ready.”

Wow, sounds like we’re already living it today…

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 3 days ago

What about the 12000 from each of the 12 tribes?