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Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released (www.dailystar.co.uk)

submitted 3 days ago by OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"Clearly, when he wrote with his own hand that no man would know the day or the hour, the Lord wasn't counting on a genius like me coming along."

a whole shitload of different preachers

Joking aside, how do whole congregations avoid seeing the narcissism on some of these motherfuckers?

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The ones that could self selected out. (Or were kicked out.)