this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2025
84 points (100.0% liked)

Not The Onion

18211 readers
379 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The procedure, also known as tooth-in-eye or osteo-odonto-keratoprosthesis, involves removing a patient’s tooth, sewing a piece of it into the cheek and placing the structure into their eye.

and here I thought the surgery was to remove a tooth from the eye

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Sentences constructed by the utterly deranged. Who thinks up this stuff?!