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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The procedure, also known as tooth-in-eye or osteo-odonto-keratoprosthesis, involves removing a patient’s tooth, sewing a piece of it into the cheek and placing the structure into their eye.

and here I thought the surgery was to remove a tooth from the eye

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Sentences constructed by the utterly deranged. Who thinks up this stuff?!

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 8 points 1 day ago

And still, there are people out there who think science is a deep state hoax.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I read an article on this like 2 months ago and still don't understand what purpose the tooth has in this situation.

[–] Handsomest_Robot@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

“The tooth is a really ideal structure for holding a focusing element in place,” Moloney said. “It’s hard, it’s rigid, it survives in poor environments, and the body accepts it because it’s part of its own.” From this article.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Alright, that's on me for not clicking and reading. Thanks for the direct info though