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They wouldn't know "gods plan" if it smacked them in the ass. They're literally worshipping the closest analogue to the Antichrist. These people are violently clueless.
Yeah you're right, there is an actual "god's plan," but this isn't it.
Give me a fucking break. Grow up and stop believing in fairy tales.
"God's plan" is literally whatever is happening right now. Got in a car crash? God's plan. Narrowly missed a car crash? God's plan. Cat wakes you at 6am for breakfast? God's plan. This whole comment? God's plan.
God sucks at making plans for something that is omnipotent.
His plan sucks because he made Pedos billionaires. Wait, god might he a pedo. It's his plan afterall. Always watching you like a creep. Dude fits pedo logic 100%. Worshiping pedos, sounds on track for religious nutts.
Mary was only around 14, too
Lol, like that billion actually matters when they stand in judgement.
My thoughts exactly. It's a clickbait headline targeted at anyone who doesn't realize that a third of people believe literally everything is "god's plan."
I'm reminded of the praying hands emoji people always post in response to an announcement of a vehicle crash on Facebook. If that shit worked, why don't they pray for God to keep the crash from happening at all?
I get it... I believe in God as being chaos and to trust "God" is having faith in the present.
But it's clear they aren't actually about that, otherwise 2020 would have rolled along smoothly and they would have had the same "gods plan" mindset during the 2020 social protests.
This is social and psychological manipulation on a large scale. 5th generation warfare. This is war.
Most humans are pawns used by devils and proud that we created this lifestyle of ignorance and arrogance. Regardless of politics and parties.
Stop buying things that aren't keeping you alive. Most people are funding and paying for this fucked up world to become less human and pretend they don't have blood on their hands.
people are proud to be half human and made by mass media. They don't want to know real reality because it's difficult.
Obviously that was Joe Biden interfering in gods plan, so they were just doing the right thing in trying to undo it.
This. Trump literally fits the description of an "antichrist" (lowercase; one of a type) and many of the traits of the definite article (the specific Antichrist) described in the Bible.
But then they're not expecting to be the ones deceived by an antichrist.
Obligatory Ben Corey
I remember reading that in Trump's first term.
It's even more unsettling now.
In some ways, isn't the Antichrist God's plan?
So is punishment, and republicans have been using his name in vain.