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Must be fun being able to say crazy shit and have news articles written about it.
Right? Anyone else his age says that shit people say Okay Grandpa, let's get you off to bed.
Musk does about the same. It seems you just need to be a billionaire
You can too!
Just gotta put it in a manifesto and do something horrible.
Im going to ask an LLM to write me a manifesto and pick a target.
You should buy ALL of the ice cream at a McDonald's and just eat ice cream until you pass out in a pile of regurgitated ice cream various types of ice cream in various stages of thawing, and of course two dozen copies of your manifesto on the evils of eating pork. Make sure it's at least a couple hundred pages long and then make a hard pivot with no explanation like 20 pages from the end to blaming the people of the Sentinel Islands for all of the world's problems, and then somehow tie it back into the pork thing.
I'm cool with the LLM doing the manifesto. But surely you know one oligarch or pedo that deserves the Luigi treatment. Hell maybe get yourself a two for one special. I know of a very wealthy, very powerful pedo thats all over the news. Surely you can "scope" one out.