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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 43 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Today, the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone as a 65-year-old man. Our girls are hitting puberty six years early, and that’s bad, but also our parents aren’t having children. Parents who want to have children do not have access. I have seven children. I feel that God has blessed me with that and I can’t imagine how different my life would be if I did not have that blessing.

RFK jr counting teenager sperm?

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

our parents aren’t having children

If someone doesn't have children, they're... Not a parent.

Unless ~~you~~ RFK means people with a child already, which makes no sense (and never did) except to religious nuts.

People aren't cats to have litters of up to 6 kittens, and kids don't grow up in 6 months.

They need to be fed, clothed, medicated and educated for 18+ years!

P.S. If you dump your kids out on their 18th birthday, spoilers! You're a bad parent.

[–] KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago

Large farm-like families of 7-9 kids is actually an ideal for the right-wing, especially the farther fringes that are afraid of "Great Replacement Theory" (having more people of color than white folks in a society). The right-wing will go on about "Muslims having large families" because they're fundamentally afraid that their "pure white stock" will run out. None of these people should ever be parents.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 9 points 3 days ago

hes also a serial womanizer, slept with hundreds of woman and has a journal of sexual conquests and also to hurt her deceased wife drove her to suicide.