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[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

our parents aren’t having children

If someone doesn't have children, they're... Not a parent.

Unless ~~you~~ RFK means people with a child already, which makes no sense (and never did) except to religious nuts.

People aren't cats to have litters of up to 6 kittens, and kids don't grow up in 6 months.

They need to be fed, clothed, medicated and educated for 18+ years!

P.S. If you dump your kids out on their 18th birthday, spoilers! You're a bad parent.

Large farm-like families of 7-9 kids is actually an ideal for the right-wing, especially the farther fringes that are afraid of "Great Replacement Theory" (having more people of color than white folks in a society). The right-wing will go on about "Muslims having large families" because they're fundamentally afraid that their "pure white stock" will run out. None of these people should ever be parents.