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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"I don't know the science behind it." Applies to his every claim.

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I don't know the science behind it.... But Tylenol causes Autism in pregnancy. (RFK jr 2025)

[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

and circumsicion! Wonder what happens for the circumsised boys that had tylenol in the womb....

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Double autism.