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Except it's literally not the onion
God damnit I bit an onion that wasn't even there lol.
The source, A.V. Club, was founded as a sister company to The Onion, just not satirical. It was part of the same company until last year or so.
Well thanks for the benefit of the doubt. But I totally face planted and deserve it.
Such a beautiful, slow motion faceplant though, a 9 from the Russian judge.
Either way, it's maybe the perfect source to accidentally conflate with The Onion.
And the perfectly wrong community to do it lol
Onions are pretty tasty 🤷♂️
Apparently lol. After his previous stances, I thought no way is it real. It's like MTG fighting for the ACA. I was like, no fuckin way is this real. But 2025 yo. Everything is ridiculous, nothing is probable, everything is dangerous and wildly likely. Who fuckin knows at this point? I honestly wouldn't be surprised by flying scorpions at this point. Like you keep assuming it can't get worse but it always does. So fucking flying scorpions doesn't sound that far fetched anymore.
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P. S. Sorry, I reflexively posted this in my panicked desperation, but I don't mean to hijack the thread like a bot. I think I'm just amped up for the protest today.
it seems MTG has a falling out with the rest of the gop for some time now, which is why shes fighting them now.
Nah she's just opporunistic. She's a populist above all.
Plus apparently her kids premiums are going to double, so she has a personal issue with it now.