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Boris Johnson confesses: He's fallen for ChatGPT (www.theregister.com)

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As OpenAI allows chatbot to spout erotic content, former British prime minister makes true feelings known

After a string of marriages and innumerable affairs, former UK prime minister Boris Johnson has come clean about his new squeeze.

"I love ChatGPT," the blond-mopped Brexiteer told Al Arabiya English earlier this week.

Famous for making stuff up and going on flights of fancy, Johnson served as prime minister from July 2019 until September 2022, when he was ousted after misleading colleagues over a scandal involving his government's deputy chief whip, the party disciplinarian. OpenAI's ChatGPT is also prone to making statements that turn out not to be entirely true. [...]

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

what a wanker

comb your fucking hair you look like an idiot!

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago

He intentionally has crazy hair, so people talk about that instead of the evil shit he does.

It's a lightning rod, bait, dont fall for it.

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what a wanker

now literally

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Always has been .jpg

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Hey now, he puts a lot of effort into that hair style! It's not easy bending over and farting in your own face constantly while you apply hair product.