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Boris Johnson confesses: He's fallen for ChatGPT (www.theregister.com)

submitted 3 months ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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As OpenAI allows chatbot to spout erotic content, former British prime minister makes true feelings known

After a string of marriages and innumerable affairs, former UK prime minister Boris Johnson has come clean about his new squeeze.

"I love ChatGPT," the blond-mopped Brexiteer told Al Arabiya English earlier this week.

Famous for making stuff up and going on flights of fancy, Johnson served as prime minister from July 2019 until September 2022, when he was ousted after misleading colleagues over a scandal involving his government's deputy chief whip, the party disciplinarian. OpenAI's ChatGPT is also prone to making statements that turn out not to be entirely true. [...]

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 3 months ago (3 children)

what a wanker

comb your fucking hair you look like an idiot!

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago

He intentionally has crazy hair, so people talk about that instead of the evil shit he does.

It's a lightning rod, bait, dont fall for it.

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

what a wanker

now literally

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Always has been .jpg

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

No shit, he's a senile fucking simp who likes to spew bullshit, ChatGPT is one of the only things that can stand listening to him

[–] Fondots@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago

Idiot says stupid shit, more news at 6.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 months ago

He's just attention seeking

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 10 points 3 months ago

Sycophants of a feather flock together

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Least surprising headline ever.

[–] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago

A match made in heaven (or rather hell or whatever this shitshow of a timeline is).

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Famous for making stuff up and going on flights of fancy, Johnson served as prime minister…

Splendidly done.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago

At least he can't add to his unknown quantity of offspring by fucking a robot.

[–] blave@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

“My personality can’t compete with computer make-believe!”