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Cops Arrest 61-Year-Old Woman in Penis Costume at No Kings (newrepublic.com)

submitted 3 days ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 112 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is like a perfect little social commentary on American morality:

A silly penis costume can be sold to you, but you can't legally wear it.
Mildly sexual imagery is multitudes more offensive than openly carrying weapons of war.
School shootings are a part of life, but mentioning genitals is too much.
If you dare to peacefully protest against the fascist dictator in charge, jackbooted thugs with forcefully arrest you.

I guess this is what you get when the religious weirdos go off and make their own country.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

A sitting member of Congress showed a man's penis to the world without approval and faced no punishment

[–] errer@lemmy.world 62 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Political leaders use their actual penises to rape underage girls and people just ignore it
Prudish religious leaders use their actual penises to rape underage boys and people just ignore it
Its crucial to know if the person in the bathroom stall next to you might secretly have a penis

Just absolutely obsessed with dicks in this country

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Just absolutely obsessed with dicks in this country

And that's why they mutilate their own children at birth by cutting off parts of their dicks.