This is like a perfect little social commentary on American morality:

• A silly penis costume can be sold to you, but you can't legally wear it.
• Mildly sexual imagery is multitudes more offensive than openly carrying weapons of war.
• School shootings are a part of life, but mentioning genitals is too much.
• If you dare to peacefully protest against the fascist dictator in charge, jackbooted thugs with forcefully arrest you.

I guess this is what you get when the religious weirdos go off and make their own country.

Dang, that is a large, walking penis. And it's arresting a woman in a costume. Three penises, in fact.

Attack of the giant penis!

Badass

"Don't be a Dick Tater"

Sounds like we need to start doing armed protests