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Trump Obsessed Over Project 2025 Creator Getting “P***y” at Mar-a-Lago (newrepublic.com)

submitted 1 week ago by AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You forgot the Nussy

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How could I forget the biggest pussy of them all?

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Whoa, NFSW tag that!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I dated a chick who had the one on the left. She was fun!

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I did it all for the nussy.