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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 77 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Meanwhile the pussy you get at Mar-a-Lago:

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Are they all the same person?

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

No, George Santos was in jail until recently.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 4 points 1 week ago

And what happened to him/her?

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I still think Gaetz looks like a creepy CGI render of "Realistic Butthead".

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Like Eric tRump is a drawn from memory version of Beavis!

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How could I forget the biggest pussy of them all?

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Whoa, NFSW tag that!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I dated a chick who had the one on the left. She was fun!

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I did it all for the nussy.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yuck, now I know why that useless cunt vp fucks couches.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Tbf, if it were between those ladies and the couch, I'm choosing the couch

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I think those are all too old for his crew

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

These before and after pics are getting out of hand!

[–] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No coaches in Mar-a-lago? Is Vance not welcome there?

[–] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago